You need me…

“You need me,” said Xiaohui breathlessly, pulling November over her, sliding hands under her belt to claw and knead. “You need me.”

“Don’t you mean ‘I need you’?” whispered November in the girl’s ear.

“No,” she sighed, arching her back, tipping her chin up, making herself easy to kiss, easy to fall into, easy to devour. “You’ll see. You’ll see.”

- Catherynne M. Valente, Palimpsest

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We have a name for your disease…

We have a name for your disease. We call it a hyper-aesthetic one. You have been encouraged to over-indulge yourself in literature; and have inflamed your organs of fancy.

-Sarah Waters, Fingersmith

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Causing active ongoing pleasure…

Causing active ongoing pleasure in your mate is something people tend to restrict to the sexual realm or getting attractive food on the table on time, but keeping permanent intimate comedy going is more important than any other one thing.

-Norman Rush, Mating

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Telltale’s Great adventure bundle 2010

Over at Telltale Games it’s now possible to pick up a copy of The Great Adventure Bundle 2010 for only $19.95! 25% of which goes to charity!!

Not only do you get to donate money to a cool charity (EFF, Child’s Play, WWF, Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, or Nyota e.V.), you get a copy of The Whispered World, Jack Keane, King’s Quest Collection, Penny Arcade Adventures, and Puzzle Agent. If enough people pony up the cash, at 5K bundles sold Sam and Max Season Two unlocks! Hurry up, the sale ends 09.10.2010 (I’m not too sure whether that means September 10th, or October 9th so just to be on the safe side I’m going off to place my order now).

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Lebovitz’s Agave-Sweetened Chocolate Ice Cream

The very first recipe I tried when using my KICA for the first time was David Lebovitz‘s Agave-Sweetened Chocolate Ice Cream. I followed his recipe quite closely, but I didn’t whiz the mixture in a blender, I used a mix of milk and cream, and I used 70% rather than 95% chocolate.

I found it a right faff on making the custard, and I didn’t do a great job. It was a bit lumpy and without the sieve, this would have been a disaster. Also having to wait while the finished ice-cream base chilled enough to be churned was not easy. I’m impatient at the best of times, and this led to hours of me snooping around the fridge checking to see if it was done yet.

The texture was beautifully smooth, but even containing 5 yolks I found the finished ice-cream a little thin and milky. Personally I prefer much thicker, creamier ice-cream, which I suspect that may be a Norwegian thing. The flavour was nice, but tasted a little… flat… for lack of a better word. I think using 70% instead of the darker chocolate as specified in the original recipe may have contributed to that. On the other hand, my sister loved it, which is why the version I made follows:

Lebovitz’s Agave-Sweetened Chocolate Ice Cream
Makes about 1 litre

  • 10 tablespoons agave nectar
  • 55 g dark chocolate, very finely chopped (I used 70% Freia kokesjokolade)
  • 35 g cocoa powder
  • 375 ml cream (I used kremfløte which is 38%)
  • 375ml full-fat milk (I used H-melk which is 4%)
  • 5 large egg yolks
  • A pinch of salt
  1. On the lowest heat possible, whilst stirring constantly, gently warm the finely chopped chocolate and agave syrup, until the chocolate is melted. Pour into a large bowl and set aside.
  2. Mix the milk and the cream, and add half (375ml) to a medium saucepan, set aside the rest. Whisk in the cocoa powder, making sure to whisk out all lumps. Whisk often as you gently cook it over moderate heat until bubbles start forming. Allow it simmer for 30 seconds, whilst whisking.
  3. Pour the warmed milk-cocoa mix into the melted chocolate-agave mix, scraping the pan as clean as possible with a spatula. Stir the mixture well, before placing a sieve over the bowl.
  4. Add your egg yolks to a bowl big enough to easily use a whisk.
  5. Add a pinch of salt and the remaining 375ml milk-cream mix to a saucepan and gently warm. When warm (I warmed it to 37C) slowly pour it over the yolks whilst whisking constantly.
  6. Pour it back into the pan and cook over moderate heat whilst constantly stirring, until it’s steamy and thickens. (I heated mine to 76C, which was steaming but I couldn’t discern any noticeable thickening).
  7. Pour the warmed custard through the sieve into the chocolate mixture and stir well.
  8. Chill thoroughly (I chilled mine to 10C), before pouring into the KICA. Remember the paddle should be churning before/as you add the mixture so as to not jam the paddle.
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I ♥ KICA

One day I decided that finally, after years of dithering, that I too would join the ranks of the ice-cream maker owners. I initially wanted the kind that freezes the ice-cream itself, but the price soured that idea; not to mention how much space something like that can take up.

So I poked around reading recommendations and cautionary tales and after much deliberation decided upon a KitchenAid Ice-Cream Attachment. As the KICA is half price in the US compared to what it costs here, I considered importing one myself either via friends or eBay. However, turns out there is a small but vital difference between the US and Europe version. There is a small plasticky bit that fits onto the European model which actually allows the paddle to turn. In other words pretty essential icon sad I ♥ KICA

Long story short(er), I bit the bullet and went in to buy one from a local shop. Said shop sold the very last one they had the night before I appeared. Then I found it was out of stock in the rest of Norway too, and I shouldn’t expect anyone to stock them before September *sob*

Since then I’ve been patient, and now finally I have it! And it works and I ♥ it very much indeed. I’ve experimented a little, and already have a few recipes to be blogged forthwith.

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Steamy indie gaming

Three things to know about if you aren’t already aware:

  1. Portal!! is free via Steam until May 24th. Go get it right now and you too will be able to lovingly caress your own [], and discover the true nature of the cake.
  2. The Humble Indie Bundle is a great collection of indie games available for pay-what-you-will. You not only get to decide how much to pay, but how to distribute the funds too. Choose between supporting Child’s Play, EFF, and/or the game developers.
  3. Sleep Is Death is a strange (in a good way) indie two-player game, now also available for pay-what-you-will above $1.75 (the minimum covers processing fees and bandwidth costs, and you get two copies of the game).
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How to remove duplicates from Spotify playlists

I tend to forget which songs I’ve added to my Spotify playlists and end up with duplicate tracks. This irks me. Editing them by hand is tedious. As this also irks me, I decided to use Excel (2010 beta) to fix it right quick.

  1. Select [ctrl +a] then right-click to copy all songs on the playlist in question using the copy HTTP link option
  2. In Excel, right click in the first cell and choose Paste special…, then choose Text before clicking OK
  3. Choose Data -> Remove Duplicates, click OK
  4. Copy the new list [ctrl +c], then in Spotify create a New playlist and paste [ctrl + v] in the cleaned list.
  5. And Bob’s your uncle, a nice clean playlist is awaiting your renaming pleasure.

If you don’t want to make a new playlist, just delete the contents of the old one after step 1 and paste the cleaned list back into the original empty playlist in step 4 instead of creating a new one.

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NRK P3/Spotify mashup

If you enjoy listening to NRK P3 and also use Spotify then Andreas Solberg over at NRKBeta has got a present for you. He’s written some nifty code which uses Spotify’s new Metadata API to create a page showing NRK P3′s A, B and C play-lists all hooked up with Spotify links. This is a nice way to grab hold of the music you like and listen to it whenever it suits you. Also, it’s very, very cool.

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freshspotify

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screengrab from freshspotify.com

freshspotify is an alert service which will email you whenever music from your favourite bands are added to Spotify. Account creation/log-in is done via your Google account, and it will even suck in your favourite artists from last.fm and add alerts for them. Super nifty or what?

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